Unexpected Thoughts
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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Corn Flakes
This is just a zoomed in version of one of those infomercials where the white people are retarded.
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Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.
Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!
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REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
That gif is the perfect way to describe England.
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